What is Contesticle?
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adjective.
A testicle becomes a Contesticle during the process of sexual activity. When the penis is aroused the testicles become contestants in a competition. The aim of this competition is to be the testicle that produces the winning sperm. Any testicle that participates in sexual activity has no other choice than to become a Contesticle.
"Apparently I was produced by the left contesticle when my parents were mating, he obviously won the competition"
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to punch someone in the face.
can also be used as p in the v/o/b, etccc - punch in the vagina/ovaries/balls, ettccc
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