Contol

What is Contol?


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(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls.

-Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.

The contol U.S.A.K. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. Other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.

See control, atlantis, anime, tarzan


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