Contoocook

What is Contoocook?

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.

masshole: where do you live?

wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook

masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'

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