What is Contra Blumpkin?
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Act of recieving a 
"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a
blumpkin . (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"
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Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.
I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!
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