Contrabution Edit Meaning

1. When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket) Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency. See keys, lost, emerg..

1. to pimp for you or 2 pimp 4 u to make it shorter. i am way 2p4u so you best be gettin out of my way cause i am p-i-m-p-i-l..

1. An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right ..