What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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Some1 who forces you waste your phone credit by being as unhelpful as possible
They just text back and didn't answer my question, ..
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overly large breasts, great to eat and suckle
damn, that hottie got some big ol' jahooblers.
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gastic upset(pain, gurgling, gas) after eating mexican food, particularly enchiladas.
"Damn, baby, that mexican food sure was good..
