What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpn..
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Doing something that is unbeleivable.
That play when the Patriots lost the Super Bowl was unfuckinbeleivable!
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