Contraceptionist

What is Contraceptionist?

1.

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

See contreceptionist, contraception, receptionist, secretary
43

Random Words:

Emigrate
1. Emigrate is the name of a band led by Richard Z. Kruspe, guitarist and founder of Rammstein. Kruspe started the band in 2005, when Ramms..
Read more
Quipe
1. A person that likes to sniff clitorises on their free-time; A Clit-Sniffer. That little quipe just felt up my dog! See clitoris, sniff..
Read more
Hnathanology
1. 1) The study of a-holes and why their behavior is negative, but can also make believe you they are an AMAZING person. After being bulli..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free