Contraceptionist

What is Contraceptionist?


1.

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

See contreceptionist, contraception, receptionist, secretary


43

Random Words:

1. the same thing as gaydar, except an intuitive component that spots world of warcraft players. it takes more skill to hone a raidar than..
1. Southern US: Definitely happening, with good or exciting results. From a club ad: "The party will be on like a chicken bone."..
1. One who is so drunk they cannot stop throwing up for an entire night. They are the entertainment for the other party goers and generally..