What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.
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the terminology used in the movie "Grease" for condom.
aw, damn. i forgot my 25 cent insurance policy.
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