What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.
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The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessiv..
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that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping
the only reaso..
