What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.
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The reason I own dogs
Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
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