What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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The tiny lint balls that are often shed from a new sweater if it has not been washed.
My boyfriend left pilly balls all over my sheets ..
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When you have a stick shift car and the little light on the dash comes on. Idiot light
Jay is driving down the road and the idiot light..
