What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
WTF why you lock and ..
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A cigar with marjiuanna wrapped around it. Normally used at parties to get you more drunk
Last night i smoke 5 rolled cigars
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