What is Contraceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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to shoot somebody in their head.
"I am going to smoke your dome, if you don't stop."
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A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.
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Another way of desciribing a footjob, its derived from the classic Australian car the mach FJ Holden.
I got this girl home from the pub..
