Contraceptive Face

What is Contraceptive Face?

noun: A face so physically unattractive that the sight of it is enough to put you off sex (with that person) for life. Also known as cf

"Hey Gen, did you see that guy?"

"I know Megan, what a contraceptive face! Ew!"

See cf, contraception, nip, contraceptive, ugly, fugly, blarg

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