What is Contraceptives?
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A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;
A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.
The
Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.
Random Words:
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Rhyming slang for "felch"
A - "Don't Raquel Welch me."
B - "Alright, sorry."
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Rhyming slang for..
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An elite crime fighting team keeping the streets of north hert's safe
ok guys lets lets pull him over
See Stutley..
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stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed
"dave you're up your own hole"
See stuck up, arse ..
