Contraceptives

What is Contraceptives?


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A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.

A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.

The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'

Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.


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