What is Contract Movie?
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A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)
Random Words:
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When someone is telling an annoyingly long story and you want them to get to the point.
John: "...then Sue and I went to that club..
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An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative ..
