Contractophobe

What is Contractophobe?

Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.

Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.

Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.

See marriage, pre-nup, golddigger, contract, couple, binding

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