What is Contreceptionist?
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The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.
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when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv
omg!..
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When a man farts out of his penis
damn, Tommy has the RhinoBurps real bad cause it smells real bad
See dick fart, man queef, RhinoBurp..
