Contrived Edit Meaning

1. What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick. "Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I g..

1. An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint un..

1. A sexual position. Sometime used in street slang. "Hey, have you tried eisele yet?" or.. "Dude, this girl wanted to do..