Contrived Edit Meaning

1. When you have to pee really badly, instead of urinate uraten get it? MAN! I got pee real bad! It's like a uraten! See pee, urinat..

1. an (mostly internet-) connection that really sucks. Dude, cuntnexxian imminent, dude!!11!1 Me like gonna phawkteh ISP, rite? See macis..

1. cum that is in your shit after getting fucked in the ass way way way to hard! oooo crap i have shit worms! See poop, shit, cum, sperm,..