Control Alt Delete

What is Control Alt Delete?

1.

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.

O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

See apocalypse, finito

2.

a computer term associated with slow computers as a reset system, slang: used as a phrase meaning undo, clear or erase.

"It was so embarrassing I wish I could just control alt delete the entire day!"

"If only the brain worked like a computer, I need to control alt delete two girls one cup from my memory!"

"I did NOT need to know that! oh GOD! control alt delete! control alt delete!"

See redo, erase, clear, undo, reset, ctrl-alt-del

3.

used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse

The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

See lol, lmao, bored, wow

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