Controlled Det

What is Controlled Det?


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Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.

Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?

Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.

Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.

Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.

Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.

See evacuation, ejaculation


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