Controllive Edit Meaning

1. When the tag in the back of your shirt keeps sticking out, no matter how many times you put it back down. Friend reaches behind you and..

1. To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting..

1. when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow. I stole one of my girlfriend's ..