What is Conts?
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'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
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Random Words:
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working on a Friday afternoon and thinking about the weekend
I was illingenailaning for the last 3 weeks.
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Person talking out of his arse/ass.
Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!
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loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter/ ringpiece.
eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and..
