What is Conts?
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'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
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A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
Oh man, I just drank 10 shot..
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The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazze..
