What is Conts?
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'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
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the sound you make when your "sinkin the titanic" or takin a shit
Damn, my sister was in the bathroom and i heard that ka-dum..
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... it's the only way to be sure.
Typically used as "nuke IT from orbit," but seen in other forms.
Tom: OMG, the HForum..
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1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak"...
