Conts

What is Conts?


1.

'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.

You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.

See contact, slap your plastics, anus, tits


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