What is Conts?
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'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
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Son of a prostitute, son of a bitch
"Casse toi de la, enfant de putain" (Victor Hugo, Les Miserables)
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The lips of the vagina having the characteristics of beef curtains with the ability to gasp the testicles and encase them in the vagina
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