Contusion

What is Contusion?

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."

See broken, leg, fracture, skateboarding, failing

Commander John

1. Someone who spends too much time on the toilet. Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John? See toilet..

Jerk Ass Nigga

1. One who is being a jerk and an ass both at once. Can be used on both African and Caucasian peoples. look at this jerk ass nigga..

Hate'n It

1. If you dislike Mcdonalds, it's what you say when a commercial comes on. Ba da ba ba ba, I'm hate'n it. See hater, hatin..

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