What is Contuuuuuusion?
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Common mispronunciation of "contusion", or bruise caused by blunt force. If you were to, for example, get smacked in the leg with a bat, and not have it broken, you may gt a contusion.
Indian doctor- "I'm sorry sir."
You- "what's wrong?"
Indian doctor- "you have a contuuuuuusion."
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Take a shit in someone's sandwich and hide it well.
Look Hodgey left his sandwich unguarded. Hand it over I'm gonna pull an ..