Contuuuuuusion

What is Contuuuuuusion?


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Common mispronunciation of "contusion", or bruise caused by blunt force. If you were to, for example, get smacked in the leg with a bat, and not have it broken, you may gt a contusion.

Indian doctor- "I'm sorry sir."

You- "what's wrong?"

Indian doctor- "you have a contuuuuuusion."

See pain, fall, ice, smash, bruise, ouch


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