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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..
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the worst wedgie in the world! it occurs when one is wearing thongs.
I was walking down the hallway, when i got a thong wedgie that hur..
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A turd that is so desperate to escape that it tears its way out of the alimentary canal with tremendous force.
Simon was laid up in hos..