Convenient Christian

What is Convenient Christian?


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This a person that only quotes the Bible when it's convenient for them. These are the people are blatantly breaking every commandment, but see nothing wrong in pointing the finger at everyone else.

Convenient Christian: I hate those gay people! The Bible says that they're gonna burn in hell because they're sinners!!

Smart person: But your cheating on your spouse/premarital sex/lying/skipping church doesn't make YOU a sinner??

See christianity, fake, phony, morons, idiots, Zindzi


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