What is Conversational Life Support?

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When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?

Girl: Jamie

Jake: So where do you work?

Girl: McDonald's

Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?

Girl: Dancer

Jake: What kind of dancer?

Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

See conversation, life support, social suicide, myspace, facebook
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