Convertsuasion

What is Convertsuasion?


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A one sided conversation with a Jesus Freak who is trying to get you to believe that a devout Jewish Man who died 2000 years ago is the ONLY way to avoid the Big Fire Pit of Eternity

I was joyously dancing with the Hare Krishnas, putting out my Prayer Rug and offering burned toast to my own God. Then i am combusted with yet another Convertsuasion. I would rather endure Satan standing in as a Life insurance salesman than listen to another Verse. Oh God send me an Indian woman who can cook vegetarian curry. Let me dab that red dot on her forehead then being only unto ourselves as we entertwine spirits and bodies. Robert J. Lanier (for search effects, Please)

See conversation, persuasion, convert, redemption, heaven, hell, jesus freak, hare krishna


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