Conveyor Belt

What is Conveyor Belt?


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A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.

Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..

Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.

Me: ORLY?

See airplane, physics, logic, morons, snakes on a plane


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