Convosite

What is Convosite?


1.

A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.

In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"

You: "Hi there."

Convosite: "What's up?"

You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."

Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)

Convosite: "What's new?"

You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."

Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)

Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"

You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"

See convosite, parasite, conversation, instant message, mxit, chat


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