Convoy-cock

What is Convoy-cock?


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Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.

Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!

Can't sir

Why not?

Convoy-cock sir

Oh, fair one.

See hard-on, boner, stiffie, convoy, cock


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