What is Cooch Burn?
1.
Razor Burn of the Cooch Area
Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
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2.
A result of placing hot objects in a women's cooch after dropkicking her ovaries and eating out her lungs.
"...i'll then give ya gurl cooch burnz and take the tearz from her eyez after she cries for help..."