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Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.
Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar ..
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The result of hitting random buttons on a phone to send a random text message.
A: Did u text me? I think u sent me a Kashmieioi
B: No ..
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A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull
What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!
See malarky, nonsense, bullshi..