Cooch Gaurd

What is Cooch Gaurd?

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*

Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

See cooch, coochie, pussy, vagina, cock, cock block, bebz, virgin drunk

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