Cook Rice Edit Meaning

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

1. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..

1. Like the "to do list" but with things one doesn't want to do. Person A: Are you going to *lame person*'s party? Pe..