What is Cooked The Raw Lobster?


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a)Cooking a raw lobster.

b)Beating the crap out of someone.

c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"

b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!

c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"


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