What is Cooked Up Bat?
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A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
Bitch tried to play me, tried to
gank some of my shit, so I hit thatp.o.s. with a cooked up bat.
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