Cookie Crusher

What is Cookie Crusher?

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

Hurt-on

1. When a man gets hard either while experiencing or during the thought of pain. When Sally pinched me a got a real hurt-on. See boner, p..

Hayley's Boobs

1. Hayley being Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. The saying "Hayley's Boobs" generally means someone who is hot but has..

Ohio Freight Train

1. After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute p..

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