Cookie Dough!

What is Cookie Dough!?


1.

A game.

When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.

Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.

|Woman|La-de-da~!

|Man| *sneak*

|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*

|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*

|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!

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