What is Cookie Mom?
1.
Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
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2.
Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..
That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!
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Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.
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