What is Cookie Sheeting?
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the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
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What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.
I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.
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OrginalCookies are special cookies that have sexual healing properties kike Viagra in a biscut. Excess consumption may cause spontaneous..
