Cookie Sheeting

What is Cookie Sheeting?

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the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"

her: "huwhat?!!"

*THUNK!*

her: "My fucking head asshole!!
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