Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

[milk Can]

1. beer, can-o-beer fawstaz yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge? See beer, booze, the goat, milk, can..

Mersey Marsbar

1. a turd floating in the river mersey oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry. See bungles..

Infert

1. A fart inside you. Most people confuse this with gas or indigestion. It is actually you farting inside yourself. Sean - "What was ..

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