Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Nampa

1. Japanese slang meaning to chase or hit on girls. Hiro was trying to nampa girls at the bookstore near the station. 2. Nampa or nanpa ..

Pipe Plugger

1. homosexual, one who plugs the asshole with a penis or a dildo (in a bar or club) hey, you see that guy over there he's a pipe plug..

Quadrisuck

1. The very worst of suckiness. Four times worse than suck! Oh, man, he so quadrisucks! See sucks 1. The very worst of suckiness. Four ..

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