Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Yeatch

1. polite form of beeyatch when annoyed you can tell someone "shuddup yeatch"..

Fat Bowl

1. When you pack/stack the cone of your bong. You cannot use this word if you have a home made bong, it doesn't work like that. Usual..

Jerkin The Merkin

1. jacking off why were u jerkin the merkin See gross, jacking off, sick, nasty..

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