Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Von Trier

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Edumacate

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Zorgy

1. An orgy with animals. Acronym of zoo + orgy. Sharon brought her dogs last night and we started a hot zorgy. See zorgy, zoo, orgy, ani..

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