Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Cow Nips

1. large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way.. Justin Troiano..

Schlonged

1. To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis. 'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!' See big penis, schlo..

Keishable

1. a person who has the keisha factor or a person who is lovable. Are you KEISHABLE than me? See keisha, keish, factor, lovable, friendly..

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