Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Fucknear

1. a close call a wake up call As we were driving we fucknear hit a deer! That kid fucknear drowned! Oh My!I thought I was fucknear go..

Infeminate

1. Womanly in manner or looks. Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing..

Kirchkin

1. 1.someone who is very christian lowryish in appearance, taste, touch, smell, and sound. 2.someone who has an unusually long penis. Whe..

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