What is Cookie Wife?
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A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"
George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."
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cock block; ruins your chances with girls
Fucking tory ruined my chance with her.
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A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two..