What is Cookie Wife?
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A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"
George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."
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A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
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Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.
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used when describing a feeling of suprise or nervousness
HOLY CABOLI, the giant cat is coming!
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