What is Cookie Wife?
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A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"
George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."
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a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..
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A way in which to describe how wet something is.
Mary's pussy was as wet as an Ottars pocket!
See pussy, beaver, moist, wet, jip..
