Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Fart-locker

1. The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar. Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad! See ass, backside, rump..

Brouhaha

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Jr.

1. a person who often tries to steal from fat white people. Often a person of dark complexion. Segal! Got any funds? Send me some funds. S..

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