Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Iscience

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Zelling

1. The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex. Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threateni..

Quackamole

1. It's a duck crossed with a mole who poos guacamole. quackamole.....duck mole See guacamole, duck, quack, mole, turtles 1. It&ap..

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