Cookie Wife

What is Cookie Wife?

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

See cookie, wife, baked, goods, food

Molywhoped

1. to have ones ass whipped badly Man that dude got his ass molywhoped last night See ass, moly, badly, beaten..

Panked

1. The act of eating a luscious pancake, and after, getting a bucket of syrup dumped on your head for being a dyke and taking the pancakes...

Dr. Dick

1. Name given to any consultant working in a Sexually Transmitted Disease clinic. john: what's up charlie? charlie: just been to see..

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