What is Cookie Wife?
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A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"
George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."
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when you star braying player 2 in co op levels because its more fun to kill each other than it is to play the game properly
stop it, yo..
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A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners
Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet ..