Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Sniff A Bicycle Seat

1. to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances. Al Gore got hal..

Savoy Cabbage

1. Rhyming slang for savage (brutally unfortunate). Commonly shortened to simply, savoy. Dave: I pulled this gorgeous girl on the weekend,..

Strange Woman

1. see prostitute I have an irrational fear of STRANGE WOMEN...

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