Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Turd Crimper

1. The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus. "Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a b..

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Zayas

1. a perverted, horny, short boy who can never get any girls his own age. one who will be a virgin his whole life. or will just never get..

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