Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

5 Crack

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Yew Boy

1. Typical greeting, used by most Cornish people when they bump into someone they know quite well, but not well enough to stay with each ot..

Frosty-pirate

1. The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over t..

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