Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Jameswarne

1. Closet homosexual, neo-conservativewith rich parents, who sucks off tradein public toilets while condemning degenerates. Hypocrite. Tha..

Gallitzin

1. the armpit of the nation. "EW! this town smells!" "Well yeah, it's gallitzin." See town, gallitzin, small to..

Bloomer Pudding

1. An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris. The stripper..

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