Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Uber Dank

1. high-end marijuana that is prepared to perfection. Man, we usually smoke that dank, but this is that uber dank! See dank, death, nug, ..

Qwertyitus

1. the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night 1. the marks on your f..

Bloc Party

1. An amazing, post-punkish band from London who are even more awesome live. Wasn't Bloc Party's gig great last night?? 2. Lon..

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