Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

1cnrhk

1. One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, roughly equivilant to the Big Bang. The fastest way of dying is 1CNRhK. See chuck norris, chuck, nor..

Zoolandering

1. A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your l..

Monko

1. Monko is a word that originated from Japan that is even more offensive than cunt. Ho mate. Your a monko See nameless 2. Big or porwe..

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