Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

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W.p.d.w.

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Zombie Sunday

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Velocitized

1. Accustomed to a rate of speed. "I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was s..

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