Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

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Dolly Pop

1. An extreme orgasm that results in a long stream of jizz. I had not had sex for six months so when I finally did I had the biggest Dolly..

Blurpy

1. to recieve a blow-job while taking a shit. Yo man, the craziest thing happened yesterday, my girl walked in on me taking a shit and gav..

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