Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Yimmel

1. Used to reference only the most holy of vaginas. This can be due to their virginity, unattainability, or pure awesomeness. "We&ap..

Zengel

1. This person tends to care too much for others and too little about his/herself. Often a procrastinator unless it involves someone he car..

Zooed

1. to be highon marijuana "Oh, man, I was so zooed last night on the way into the concert, I could't even find my seat!" S..

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