Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

Eggo Rofls

1. 1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam. 2. what you say when you see a lol cat. 3. what ..

1. Internet smiley depicting the likeness of a certain loveable Pacman. ! * ! !__*__! LOOK AT THE STUPID PAC-MAN!!! !____..

Tardware

1. Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people. "Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..

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