Cookiebater

What is Cookiebater?

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

See masturbate, cookiebater, cookie, bate

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