Cookie-jar Edit Meaning

1. A subcategory of pricey antiques salvaged from ships or other seafaring vessels, i.e., buoys, anchors, mastheads, knotwork, scrimshaw, e..

1. When you drop your Ipod in the toilet I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd. ..

1. A positive statement with 10 negatives added in for the sole purpose of confusing the listener. "We can't not not not not not..