What is Cookiejesus?
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needing jesus like u need a cookie when ur hungry
He is really cookiejesus as this point in his life.
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Uber geek that claims to be a cook.
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An internet savvy chef of mad sexyness.
CookieJesus is a trilingual mexican chef living in France.
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