Cookiejesus

What is Cookiejesus?


1.

needing jesus like u need a cookie when ur hungry

He is really cookiejesus as this point in his life.

See bad, terrible, troublesome, weird

2.

Uber geek that claims to be a cook.

3.

An internet savvy chef of mad sexyness.

CookieJesus is a trilingual mexican chef living in France.


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