Cookie-pusher

What is Cookie-pusher?

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

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Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

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