Cookie-puss

What is Cookie-puss?

1.

the act of placing one's testicles on the eyes of a girl, then laying the penis down her nose in the honor of the ice cream cake from carvel.

yo, i gave that ho the cookie-puss

2.

Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.

Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!

Justin: Hey buddy.
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