What is Cookies And Cows! Oh Damn It!?


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Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?

Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

See darn, oops, shucks, my bad, damn


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