Cookies In My Purse

What is Cookies In My Purse?

You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"

*points at guy on beach*

"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"

*tackle*

See lust, libido, wet

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Lollersaurus

1. Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet. "Lollersaurus masticated the l..

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1. used to break an awkward silence that may be useful making the situation either intensely awkward or getting someone to find the humor t..

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