Cookies In My Purse

What is Cookies In My Purse?


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You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"

*points at guy on beach*

"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"

*tackle*

See lust, libido, wet


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