Cookies In My Purse

What is Cookies In My Purse?

You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"

*points at guy on beach*

"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"

*tackle*

See lust, libido, wet

Jerry-rigged

1. patched or cobbled together (a blend of jerry-built, meaning carelessly or awkwardly built and jury-rigged) The jerry-rigged monitor on..

U-bend Acrobat

1. A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet. I knew I was shitting bricks, I lo..

Khussi

1. Impotent git you khussi..

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