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<s/p> means spell check. Can also be used: sp, s/p, SP, S/P, <sp, <S/P>, s.p, s.p., <s.p>, <S.P well you get th..
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A sanctified though insincere greeting
The reverend was duly greeted even though it was more hollowhallow than decorum would require.
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a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag...