What is Cooking Jamaican?
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masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
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See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
See Sigmund Freud..
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The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face.
Bronek gave that bi..