What is Cooking Jamaican?
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masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
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A cougar in training; someone just entering their early thirties with aspirations of being the real deal.
Often looks too young to ach..
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Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.
Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe ..
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this is when someone sticks a firework up a fat womans crack it explodes and then the shitty skin melts and the clitoris pops and a sac ..
