What is Cooking Jamaican?
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masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
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