Cooking Jamaican

What is Cooking Jamaican?

masturbating.

pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"

"why?"

"he was cooking jamaican all night!"

"huh?"

"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

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