What is Cooking Jamaican?
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masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
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Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought..
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Rule by secrecy.
The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.
See illuminati..
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Slang for sexual intercourse. Originally used on the TV show Titus.
"Woohoo! I'm gettin' some koodle-boppy tonight!"..
