Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

Asshaberdashery

1. being an asshat; asshattery Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself. See asshat, asshattery..

Frem

1. Slang word for semen. Used interchangably with cum. I will frem in that chick's cave...

Good Morning Vietnam

1. When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistban..

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