Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

Meat Couch

1. hard erect penis for women to sit on. "the meat couch is waiting for you" anna See cock, peaner, dick, shaft..

W4nk3r

1. Wanker, tosser, dickhead etc used in internet speak or car rego plates. the 4 is an A and the 3 represents an E. pretty simple really..

Striche

1. Pronounced Streesh. Italian original meaning jizz marks. Dude, your damn dog left striche marks my pants. See Smith..

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