Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

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