Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

Zellers

1. Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier. Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers. See wa..

Dirper

1. An insult. A dirper is someone who slurps and dirps. Someone who slurps and dirps loves cock and will do anything to suck it! Yo dirper..

W1k

1. Short for worth1000. For all you really lazy types. Usually be accepted in chat, but avoided in the forum and email mediums. <Matoog..

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