Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

Monogoweinous

1. The love of and dedication to only one man's dick. "Damn, I wish she'd let me take a turn at pleasing that ass." &..

Ben Mills

1. A country boy who is very into his looks. He has skills with the ladies but unfortunately can never bag one. Look at the boy over there..

Kookiemonsta

1. Means I had sex with irina in the but, then gave her a dirty sanchez I KookieMonstaed Irina =P See irina..

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