Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?


1.

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.


0

Random Words:

1. The 3rd Album from the band HIM. Not their best album, but certainately good. Their best song on it is Heartache every moment Deep Sh..
1. Chinese boys name, often given to children who are short and have an odd tendency to attempt to compensate for their small penises by ha..
1. Acronym for "passed out on the couch." Typically used in away messages by users of instant message software. Auto response f..