Cooking Porkchops

What is Cooking Porkchops?

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

Kroetch

1. 1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis. Dude your car is kroetiest ..

Queerishness

1. Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants. Bon Jovi Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish 1. Directly proportional ..

Family Style

1. prison term, used to describe missionary position sodomy. Yo son, im gonna hit that fish up family style. See prison, sex, funny, stuf..

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