Cookthechef

What is Cookthechef?


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Another term for spanking the monkeyor masturbatingin a violent fashion. A common occurence of this is when the person is asleep, and cooks the chef without even thinking.

He's bleeding out of his crotch. We told him that cookthechef is bad for his health.

See masturbation, bleeding, spank, the, monkey


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