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when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.
Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You&a..
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A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same s..
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A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.
Mom: Honey, I was doi..