Cool Collins

What is Cool Collins?


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Similar to a Cool Carl, the Cool Collins is the act of instant penetration with a frozen shard of urine that has fallen from a passing aircraft.

"I saw somebody standing in field near Heathrow with their ass in the air!"

"They must have been waiting for a Cool Collins, silly!"

"Oh yeah!"


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