Cool Crunch Edit Meaning

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-To eliminate the fun from a situation.

-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.

-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.

Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.

That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.

I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.

See debbie downer, uncool